Monday, 26 August 2013

Lady Gaga's tragic VMA's come-back

What was supposed to be ''rising from the ashes'' has amounted to the usual,cheap gimmicks,re-hashed ideas and plain boring attempts at some PR for her dying career. Playing homage to all of her THREE #1 singles is the definition of self-delusion..Seen it all before...Move on Caca..Zzzzzz

Tragic

Wednesday, 21 August 2013

Lady Gaga lies about her chart performance

Lady Gaga is a straight-up LIAR,She claims 'Applause' is #1 worldwide......ON WHAT PLANET?
Nope,Nope,Nope,Nope Ms Germanotta you are NOT #1 worldwide,End of story!

Lady Gaga called out as a cheat by Billboard!

To make up for the poor chart-performance of 'Applause' Lady Gaga is ONCE AGAIN trying to artificially inflate her charting positions by sharing (and asking to share) a playlist of all her videos combined.Once a cheat...always a cheat!

Bill Werde said the following and later deleted it...Pathetic...

'' An artist tweeting out and facebooking a link that enables fans to hit play and leave their computer is not in the spirit of what we chart'' 
''Tweeting that other artists game the the system is like telling a cop other people were speeding. When we catch it we stop it''

Will Bill Werde act on his words? Probably not,Is Lady Gaga a cheat? YES

Even with her GMA promo,Sales begging tricks,Playlists to inflate sales and Times Square premier she is still flopping on the charts.

Monday, 19 August 2013

Lady Gaga the compulsive LIAR!

The worlds biggest LIAR and FRAUD Lady Gaga left a message on her Scam This Way Foundation's Tumblr page which included the following gem...

''Sending threats of any kind, using hateful or abusive language, and the provoking of others on the internet is not supported by me or anything that I stand for.''


Oh yeah Lady Gaga? Then why the fuck didn't you put your Haus of BULLSHIT into line for bullying various people?



What about your comment about the incredible Adele stating ''she's bigger than me''? She certainly is bigger in terms of sales....
What about the time you said to Cahty Horn '' Your style ain't shit''?
What about the time you called your personal assistant a ''hod-rat''?
What about the time you were accused of bullying a member of staff?

APPLAUSE FLOPS: Katy Perry wins

So Lady Gaga's over-hyped,long-awaited single arrived this week....And its NOT looking good for a start,'Roar' Katy Perry's new single which hasn't been long-awaited or over-hyped is outselling 'Applause' 2:1. Lets not forget Little Monsters offer their sexual services for sales of her floped single...  ALSO lets not forget Lady Gaga offered a prize to the little moron that bought the most copies of Applause,Well that didn't work for her!
'Roar' by Katy Perry #1 on the following iTunes charts
US
Australia
Canada
Denmark
Ireland
New Zealand

 'Roar' is #2 on the following iTunes charts
Norway
Sweden
Switzerland
Greece
Luxembourg

'Applause' by Lady Gaga is #1 on the following iTunes charts
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'Applause' is #2 on the following iTunes charts
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Its official: Katy Perry wins this one,Not just in iTunes sales but in popularity and internet hits,Her lyric video has twice the amount of views so far...

Thursday, 15 August 2013

Is Lady Gaga Illiterate?

Apparently this chic has attended Tisch School of the Arts in New York University ...I guess Mr Germaotta's money can buy a title but cant educate this woman...No surprise she is a college drop-out!
''By middle of next week!''

Lady Gaga the chart cheat!

Lady Caca the worlds biggest cheat,As always scams her way to the top once again. BEGGING her fans to purchase multiple copies of her latest single,Even going as far as to offer a prize to the biggest moron.As if she needed to beg her fans to inflate its sales anyway,They already arrange multiple purchases,spamming radio stations to play her horrid music along with handing out fliers making her like some car-boot sale...

I hate money but you can buy my love and attention!


Her new fragrance should be 'Desperation'

Wednesday, 31 July 2013

Lady Gaga's 'ARTPOP' App for FREE!

Roll-up,Roll-up Little Monsters! Get your FREE 'ARTPOP' app! 

 Remember her 'Born This Way'  album for $0.99 cents? 
Her 'Marry The Night' single given away for FREE?

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Can this woman do anything without a cheap and tacky gimmick to boost her struggling sales figures?

Lady Gaga's continues to lie about her fake injury!

In a recent interview with Woman's Wear Daily,The worlds biggest fraud aka Lady Gaga said the following

''When we got all the MRI’s finished before I went to surgery there were giant craters, a hole in my hip the size of a quarter, and the cartilage was just hanging out the other side of my hip''

#1 You changed your story,You lying skank!,First you had a ''liberal tear'' now  ''broken hip''
#2 She said she had hidden her injury for weeks which she now claims was a ''BROKEN HIP'', Ya I'll just hide my BROKEN HIP that supports my body-weight,Nobody will notice!

February 13th: Born This Way Ball: CANCELLED
February 14th: She has no problem crouching with a BROKEN HIP,ONE DAY after the cancellation of her tour.



February 20th: She claims to be going in for surgery.
April 2nd: Bikram yoga class  in New York's East Village. Yes that's right YOGA in 41 DAYS after her ''Broken hip'' 
''Oh shit they caught me!!''


Monday, 29 July 2013

Lady Gaga accused of bullying her back-up singer

Lady Gaga The Worlds Biggest Con-artist has been accused once again of bullying a member of her touring staff,The FRAUD who set-up an Anti-bullying Foundation that as of today has achieved NOTHING other than sucking up money and disguising itself as an actual charity.

A former crew member working on the tour has spoken out about her treatment of staff, claiming the singer was prone to unpredictably lash out.
He cites one incident in particular, where Gaga turned her wrath on a backing singer during a prayer circle, in a report by website Entertainment.ie.
"One night she just suddenly turned on one of the backing singers, branding her unprofessional and ungrateful," says the former crew member. "She crucified her in front of dozens of people - she skinned this girl alive.
"It was so painful to watch - and no, you couldn't step in.''
"She offers support to her fans who are victims of bullying and calls them her monsters - but she is a bully and a monster herself."
Also more is revealed on her egotistical attitude and deluded belief that she is actually talented? 

This has emerged along side claims made by a former friend of Gaga, who has revealed that the singer has slipped so far into her own pop persona that she is now living in an "alternative universe" and can "no longer tell the difference between reality and performance."
The insider reports that exhibitionist singer has become so absorbed by her image in the public eye that even her Mum now calls her Gaga.

''I'm Every Icon''

''I'm Inspired by no-one'' #FRAUD

Saturday, 27 July 2013

Lady Gaga FLOPS on Billboard Social 50 chart

Despite a come-back album/single release date announcement,VMA performance announcement and a pretentious Gay Rights speech along with singing the National Anthem of the USA,Lady Gaga is FLOPPING BIG-TIME on the Billboard Social 50 Chart.

                                               Billboard Social 50 is based on the following...


 ''A ranking of the most active artists on the
world's leading social networking sites. Artists' popularity is determined by a formula blending their weekly additions of friends/fans/followers along with artist page views and weekly song plays, as measured by Next Big Sound.''

Ok lets break it down... Beyonce doesn't use twitter,Bob Marley is dead so is Michael Jackson and the last time I checked the Black Eyed Peas were broken up. Yet all of these scored higher than Lady Gaga.


Justin Bieber - #1
Demi Lovato - #2
Eminem - #3
Rihanna - #4
Miley Cyrus - #5
One Direction - #6
Jenifer Lopez - #7
Taylor Swift - #8
Justin Timberlake - #9
Britney Spears - #10
Beyonce - #11
Katy Perry - #12
Pitbull - #13
Ariana Grande - #14
Bob Marley - #15
P!nk - #16
Michael Jackson - #17
Adele - #18
David Guetta - #19
Shakira - #20
Bruno Mars - #21
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - #22
Christina Aguilera - #23
Lil Wayne - #24
Maroon 5 - #25
Avril Lavigne - #26
Nicki Minaj - #27
Will.I.Am - #28
The Black Eyed Peas - #29
Selena Gomez - #30
Mariah Carey - #31
Alicia Keys - #32
Kelly Clarkson  - #33
Linkin Park - #34
Lady Gaga #35

I won't even list all the others since I have never even heard of them...

Tuesday, 23 July 2013

Lady Gaga Pierces Her New Nose

The ever visually confused Stefani Germanotta has for whatever reason decided to pierce her NEW NOSE more specifically her Septum...
''I was Born This Way''
Does ''Running out of ideas'' mean anything to you Stefani?



Leaked Lana Del Rey 'Dis track about Lady Gaga

First we had the picture leaking from Lana Del Rey (aka Lizzy Grant)'s personal Facebook page saying she is 'Hater'...
People are over her...
Now we have a leaked dis track! Called ''So Legit''  Some of my favorite quotes include.....
  • ''You were the freak king of the piercing shop
    All the girls thought they could sing, but they're really not shit
    I don't get it''
  • ''You're looking like a man, you're talking like a baby
    How the fuck is your song in a Coke commercial, crazy?
    I don't get it''
  • ''Stefani, you suck, I know you're selling twenty million
    Wish they could have seen you when we booed you off in Williamsburg''
  • ''Oh, girl, I see you walking 'round in your pearls
    Thinking that you're number one
    You're so funny, 'cause honey, you're not''
Meow! Did Lizzy Grant have dealings with Stefani Germonatta when they were both struggling singers? It seems like both adopted a new persona because being themselves was simply not commercially viable.

Lady Gaga's Self Victimisation Continues

Just when you thought she had spewed enough pretentious speeches only fit for a wannabe president...
The hype,pretentiousness,self victimisation and cringe-worthy crap is still happening. Just wait for more as FARTPOOP is released. Lady Gaga always the victim.


''ARTPOP as they pry the single from my bleeding fingers,Its a scary thing to revisit those things underneath,the pain in your past,but all I found was raw passion, I thought I was destroyed inside,Im just ready to fight, start the music''


You're past album was pretty painful...


Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Little Monsters Bully Brandon Hilton


This is not the first time I have seen @BRANDONHILTON  receive a tirade of abuse on Twitter  from 'Little Monsters' Ironically these are fans of a woman who wants to ''Set you free'' and also set-up a foundation which claims the following: ''we are building a brave new world where humanity is embraced, individuals are empowered, and intolerance is eliminated.'' 
 No doubt Lady Gaga will ignore the failings of her message among her fan-base like she did with Kelly Osbourne, she is the self-appointed ''Mother Monster'' Yup she's the ''Mother'' of these creatures...

''A Kinder Braver world'' ''A race which bares no prejudice''





 Brandon had the following to say...



 Ironically I found this on one of the twitter accounts telling someone to ''Kill Yourself''



UPDATE
Brandon contacted me with the following,His last message I agree with the most.